Chickens Are So Funny :-D

Arini xde keje, so nak post bende baru kat blog... hehehe... last 2 weeks i just finished reading Eat,Pray,Love... penulis die Elizabeth Gilbert... buku nie ade 3 part.. part 1:Italy, Part 2:India, Part 3:Indonesia (all in one book)... skip pasal buku tu, sbb nak citer pasal intro part 2... hehehehehehehe.....

Elizabeth nie citer, dulu mase die kecik, family die ad bela ayam... kadang2, ade ayam mati sbb kene penyakit ataupun kene makan helang. Biasenye ayam betina... So ayah die akan ganti dgn ayam baru, betina jugak. Tapi!! hehe... Ayam baru nie, kite xley men campak cenggitu je dalam group ayam lame! Nanti dorg ingat ayam baru tue penceroboh~ hihihi... jadi, ape kite kene buat is, tunggu ari da mlm, sume ayam2 da tido... pastu... amek ayam yg baru tu (die pn kene tdo gak kowt), letak die kat tmpat ayam betina tido, pastu blah senyap2.. hehehehe.... ayam nie biasenye tido mati :-P Then, pagi esok mase dorg sume da bgn, ayam sbelah die akan ingat.." Ek?! kat sbelah aku nie mmg ade ayam ek? hmm.. die nie mmg ade kat sini kot sepanjang mase. Sbb smalam xde ayam lua dtg buat kecoh~~ huhu.. lantak la.. malas nak pikey,aku busy, nak bertelur." (hahahaha..saje tambah skrip) . Yang klaka nye... ayam baru tue pn sengal gak... bgn pagi bukak mate, tgk kiri kanan, pastu.."Slamat pagi!! Ek, nape rse environment cam lain je ek... huhu.... aaa!! tidak tidak!! otak aku pening pikey bende2 complicated nie... bek aku betelur." (hehe...) Being a chicken is so funny ^^

Chickens in a coop

" When i was growing up, my family kept chickens. We always had about a dozen of them at any given time and whenever one died off--taken away by a hawk or fox or by some obscure chicken illness-- my father would replace the lost hen. He'd drive to a nearby poultry farm and return with a new chicken in a sack. The thing is, you must be very careful when introducing a new chicken to the general flock. You can't just toss it in there with the old chickens, or they will see it as an invader.  What you must do instead is to slip the new bird into the chicken coop in the middle of the night while the others are asleep. Place her on the roost beside the flock and tiptoe away. In the morning, when the chickens wake up, they don't notice the newcomer, thinking only, "She must have been here all the time since i didn't see her arrive." The clincher of it is, awaking within this flock, the newcomer herself doesn't even remember that she's a newcomer, thinking only, "I must have been here the whole time.." hahahaha ^^ (happy happy!!!)

Bace buku nie rase nak gelak je sepanjang mase... Bahase2 die sgt funny~~ hehehe