Assalamualaikum :-)
Wah! hari yg sgt indah~~ pagi2 burung berkicauan, angin bertiup sepoi-sepoi bahasa, menandakan hari yg begitu bahagia sekali. huhu... ape-apelah..
Well, arini indeed was great. Pagi-pagi morning lagi da jumpe yg tersayang (hehe). Then meeting-meeting sume tak jadi, SO byk lagi mase untuk siapkan keje2 yg tak penah nak siap^^ haha...
Until one moment, sedang wanie fokus pada tugasan-tugasan yang menggunung itu, tetiba dtg satu sms.. Oh! Bpk! .... bukak sms, kua yang nie...
"A nuclear power plant in Fukumi, Japan exploded at 4.30AM today. If it rains tomorrow or later, don't go outside. If you are outside, be sure that you have rain protectors. It's acid rain. DOn't let it touch you. You may burn your skin, lose your hair or have cancer. Please pass, stay safe and remind everyone you know. Urgent! From, Dr.Hafsah"
Whoever Dr.hafsah may be, she's a woman~~ women=sensitivity=kepoh~ :-D
As i read it, laju je jari2 nie forward msg tu, its you lah dear, sape lagi yg terlintas dlm ingatan.. haha.. after a while, a friend anta msg pulak...
"forwarded from news at fly fm.. ignore d text msg about acid rain.. furthermore radiation has no relation with acid rain.. hee2 biter palsu wani..jgn caye. hehe"
MAJOR HUMILIATION!!!!!!!! hahahahah^^
i studied chemical engineering... CHEMICAL ENGINEERING!!! i studied ACID RAIN (well, mase taun 2 la.... so consider agak lame jugak la kan?.. hehe) i studied safety and health! i even did a HAZOP study! (P.S: HAZOP study = Hazard and Operatibility study, a systematic examination of a process or operation, especially chemical processes to identify or analyze problems that may risk the safety of a plant, its operation and the personnel)
okay wanie! calm down.... lets analyze the situation dengan tenang...~
1st: its true i learnt about acid rain and safety studies for 4 years.
2nd: i was reading about the explosion from The Star while receiving the sms from dad.
3rd: then my emotion surpass the wisdom of my intelligence.
4th: a friend reminded me of reality
5th: realized that i should USE MY HEAD before i FOLLOW MY HEART..... O_o ..... a.k.a me=woman=sensitive=kepoh~~ :-D
Lets play court...... intelligence claim that emotion is to blame. So emotion needs to defend herself before the jury. The court of justice will now see. Is the defendant guilty, or not guilty ? Jury, please give your full attention on this trial. 123.. Action!! I will act as the prosecutor and the defence attorney as well.
The supreme court would call upon Mis Emotion as the defendant. You may enter the stand for your testimony.
me: miss emotion, where were you at the time the sms was received?
emo: i was at the library, reading the newspaper.
me: wat did you read about in the newspaper?
emo: about the nuclear explosion in fukushima.
me: orite, wat do you feel about what happened in fukushima?
emo: well, i fear for the japanese. and i fear for our people. Its nuclear. Its radiation. It travels across the sea.
me: have you ever heard about the content of the sms from anywhere before?
emo: no. This was the first time i heard of it.
me: then would you agree if i say, no one had ever inform you about the content of the sms?
emo: yes, that's true.
me: wat is your relation with the person who sent you the sms?
emo: my biological father
me: do you love your father?
emo: yes.
me: and would you agree if i say, your father sent you the sms because he also cares about you?
emo: yes, i agree. I'm his daughter aren't i?
me: is it true that the sms content is about an acid rain caused by the nuclear power plant explosion in Fukumi?
emo: yes.
me: have you ever heard of Fukumi before.
emo: no.
me: have you ever heard of fukushima?
emo: yes.
me: then what do you feel about those two? Are they related?
emo: yes i did felt that they are related.
me: are you familiar with places or cities in Japan?
emo: not really.
me: name the ones that you know please.
emo: hokkaido, tokyo, fukuoka, okinawa, osaka, kyoto, fukushima.... perhaps hiroshima and nagasaki..("ade kan..?")
me: would you agree if i say you dont really see the difference between fukushima and Fukumi?
emo: yes, i agree.
me: Your Honor, i have no more question, and i'd pass to the prosecutor to question the defendant.
as the prosecutor for Miss intelligence, me starts to aks questions to the defendant.
me: miss emotion, how often do you receive sms such as these?
emo: rarely.
me: how do you act when you receive them?
emo: i usually ignore them.
me: why?
emo: because i had a feeling that it was just made up.
me: wat are those sms about?
emo: about getting bad luck if we dont forward the msg to other people.
me: why didnt you forward them? u're not afraid of bad luck?
emo: i didnt trust the msgs. I dont want to make a fool out of myself by sending those silly smss.
me: didnt you feel, even slightly, that the acid rain sms was made up?
emo: no i didnt.
me: have you always act before you think?
me (defence attorney): Objection Your Honor!
judge: Overrule~~~ proceed..
me(prosecutor): have you always act before you consult or ask for approval from the plaintiff, miss intelligence?
emo: no.
me: then would you say , that you always act according to the orders from miss intelligence?
emo: yes.
me: then would you agree if i say this time, you failed the plaintiff, miss intelligence, by acting before consulting miss intelligence?
emo: yes
me: do you agree that miss intelligence understand that acid rain is caused by emissions of sulphur dioxide and nitrogen oxide ONLY?
emo: yes, i do.
me: and do you agree if i say that miss intelligence knows about TWO explosions in FUKUSHIMA, and not TODAY at FUKUMI?
me(defence): Objection, Your Honor!
Judge: Overruled! would you please calm down??!!
me: please answer the question miss emotion.
emo: ............ yes, i do..........
me: and would you say miss intelligence are aware that Fukumi is not Fukushima?
emo......... i guess so.
me: what causes cancer miss emotion?
emo: radiation?
me: yes, radiation. Would you agree that miss intelligence know that acid rain will not cause cancer?
emo: yes, i agree.
me: Then you would agree if i say that acid rain DOES NOT affect human health DIRECTLY?
emo: ......aaa.......yes?
me: if i say, acid rain only contribute to heart and lung problems, as well as increased frequencies of colds, and allergies in children, and also cause Alzheimer's because the soil was polluted with the rain, would you agree?
emo:.......fine! yes, i agree!!
me: i have nothing more to ask, Your Honor.
Judge: And the verdict, it is the judgement of the court, that the defendent Miss Emotion, is guilty~~~
hehehe.... moral of the story. Org perempuan memang Allah dah takdirkan untuk menjadi sensitif, even perkara kecik seperti memilih pakaian. Kalau org pempuan, duduk depan almari, kite akan tye.." nak pakai baju ape ek.. xde baju laaa..." org lelaki akan jawap.. "xde baju ape sampai penuh satu almari baju dieee je..!" hehee... iyelah... pempuan dah azalinye dilahirkan sensitif supaya boleh memenuhi keperluan2 keluarga. Bawang tak cukup... risau..... Bil air bil letrik sampai dlm mailbox.. risau.... budak2 makan ape kat skolah..... risau...... dpt msg acid rain!! .... RISAU!!!............ hahaha...
P.S: pasni dpt msg camni, PIKEYY DULU SEBELOM BERTINDAK!!! heheheehehehehehe.....
love always, zahrawanie :-)
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